Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Missoni commando

If all goes well, when you read these lines I will be at Target, fighting hand-to-hand with other women for the Missoni for Target collection. Possibly with a baby strapped to my chest. Hopefully, Baby Flails-a-lot will be in the car playing with Mother Magoo while I'm in the shopping arena.

Or I'll be in an exhausted stupor due to Baby Flails-a-lot new turbo powers.

Either way I will update y'all some time tomorrow on my bloody conquest of Target. Other shoppers beware: I will beat you off of that jacket while holding a baby. Hell, Baby Flails-a-lot has a terrific right hook and I will use it to my advantage. I have no shame.

1 comment:

  1. This is the only one I could do... there is altogether too much going on there.


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