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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Yo dawg, I heard you like snakeskin

Before I get to the snakeskin we really must talk about shiny white surfaces. Remember when I said this hotel was better than any apartment I've ever had? Not joking. Last week you the world's best hotel bedroom, but now I must share the rest of the story.
It's okay. You can cry at the awesome sauce.
 Giant jacuzzi tub for two, or four, people (depending on your preferences). Enough marble to blind you for life. Again, ignore the bad photo lighting--this room glowed with the marble on one side and the shiny modern cabinets on the other.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My dream toilet room, that's who. An enclosed bathroom with an outside window and automatic toilet so complicated it had multiple pictographic instructions. I didn't understand the stick figures as well as I thought I did and was quite surprised by the wavy-water symbol. (Hint: it doesn't mean flush.)

Remember how I said the hotel was boughetto? This access panel was held closed by scotch tape. It fell open after we'd been there an hour.

As for the snakeskin...
  ..the elevator was wrapped in black snakeskin.

The entryway walls were covered with snaky patterned stone cladding on one side...
...and on the other?
Snakeskin!

Even the tissue needed snakeskin
Can you believe we got all is for $100/night?! Oh yeah, we'll be back. Thank you, Agoda, my new favorite bootleg international travel site. (/end unpaid props)

If you'll excuse me, I need to wrap our front door in faux black snakeskin.

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