That's right, ladies and gentlemen, they are invading your homes now! Inside Bay Area reports that the raccoons are up to seven attacks since June in Alameda. In the latest attack, four (FOUR!) raccoons invaded a home to steal dog food, and beat the crap out of the two dogs living there. One of those dogs weighed in excess of fifty pounds! They are crazy for the dog food now! Run! Run for the hills!
But wait! Raccoons also attacked a woman and her dog when they were out for a jog. Even running won't save you! Noooooooooo!