First is husband-cat. Hobbies: armchair urban planner/political wonk, modern design, and shiny objects-technology division. Secret vice: watching Starcraft shoutcasted games online. I'll alternate between calling him "the hub" and husband-cat. Silly illustration of him below.
Last but never least, She Who Must Be Obeyed or Mandy. She dislikes all and expects obedience for the very short periods of time she's interested in something other than sleep and attacking her tail. We adore her because of she makes the world simple: she=important, you=not important.