Continuing my celebration of genial male characters on television (we miss you Stephen!), I'm now going to share with you the story of two crimefighting PI brothers, one city, one country, who do right in the world and love their momma. That's right boys and girls, it's the intro to Simon & Simon:
(I consider it a point of honor that not only do I still get excited every time I hear the intro music, but I've seen every single episode referenced in it. And now they're on Hulu!)
Notice the lack of nudity, extreme violence, graphic gore, or sociopathic tendencies in the main characters. Two men, their momma, and a detective agency. What more do you need?